The Beantown Bloggery

No post today because I'm in excruciating amounts of pain and too tired to read my emails.  First off, thanks again to everyone who donated to me.  For those of you that made bets that I wouldn't finish, now's the time for you to pay up.  You can pay (here). 

Here are my post-marathon thoughts.

1.  That was absolutely terrible.  I really hope I never have to do that again.
2.  I think I may have given myself adult onset diabetes from eating all those energy gels and drinking all that gatorade.
3.  I could have shaved off at least 15 minutes from my time if I didn't need to pee during the race.  Waiting for a porta potty took forever.  And no, I'm not hardcore enough to pee on myself and keep running. 
4.  I wonder what hurts more, a gunshot wound or all this chafing in *cough* sensitive areas.
5.  If you've ever wondered at what point during a marathon you start thinking about what you're going to have for dinner, the answer is right after Mile 3.  And then you're really sad for the next 23.2 miles.
6.  Everyone that runs should get complimentary car service home.  Seriously.  This should have been number one on the list.
7.  Buffalo wings was not the correct choice for my post-marathon meal.

That's all for now.